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i can watch this for hours

fuck you and your steady hand :’(

sorry for the porn

switzerland (by chrrristine)


Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? I mean it’s always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.

(Source: moostache-forever, via throatcvtter)


omg puppy put ur seatbelt on it’s so unsafe for ur tiny lil body to not have a seatbelt on oh ur so precious i love u

(Source: grizzi-thebearpup, via throatcvtter)


Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

(via throatcvtter)



you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

never become a parent

(via thetowndrugdealer)



So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

(via thetowndrugdealer)



My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second




Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

birthday cards against humanity

(via pizza)

(Source: theunknown-abyss, via jason-seven)